i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West walks in to a pole.
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
save some tickets for the 9/11 bouncy castle
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”